Canadian Legwarmer

When standing up, tuck your balls and dick between your legs (some call it a fruit basket) and pee. The urine will trickle down the inside of your legs, giving you an amazing warming sensation. Doing this in the shower is the cleanest option, but if your cold enough, anywhere else will do.

Tom: Man, i'm freezing!

Bob: Just do a Canadian Legwarmer, it'll warm you up!

Tom: Ahhhh, you're right, this feels great!!

by sandyclam August 17, 2011

Canadian vacation

A mixed drink that includes one shot of tequila mixed with one shot of maple syrup.

He drank down the Canadian vacation and then made an awful face.

by Tragoron January 10, 2008

Canadian Irony

When an action is performed by one person, intending to make another's life easier, however does the opposite and the recipient is too nice too say anything about it.

Canadian Irony: Jim left Bob's hat out where he could easily find it, however, Bob spent hours looking for it because it was not where he left it.

by Creaky February 3, 2015

Canadian Facial

When a guy cums on a girls face then proceeds to throw a snow ball in her face.

Buddy #1: "Oh so you know, we were out for a rip last night with Jessica and I gave her a Canadian Facial"
Buddy #2: " oh fuck yeah bud"

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by kcb August 16, 2016

Canadian Facepalm

A Canadian Facepalm occurs when a girl slaps a man, during sex while on their period, with a combination of their own blood and the mans semen.

NOTE: the man can return the slap, but this really does no good as the girl will probably wipe the fluid on the bed and thus cause the man to have to buy new sheets.

Josh was having sex when his girl decided to give him a Canadian Facepalm. Josh was not amused.

by IsThatARetoricalQuestion June 2, 2010

Canadian Sparkplug

Burning down a city in a riot because you just DGAF. Usually with molotov cocktails. Also bringing marshmallows for roasting or mid-riot snacktime.

Guy 1 "This city sucks."

Guy 2 "I know man."

Guy 1 "Let's pull a Canadian Sparkplug on this place."

Guy 2 "I'll bring the marshmallows."

by Icarus94 September 1, 2011

Canadian Landslide

Is performed while the female slides her mouth down the males shaft, when he is ready to ejaculate he will slap her in the face with Canadian bacon.

Wow hon, the best thing about the canadian landslide is the combination of bacon and protein.

by 1kookat March 11, 2011