Crab Arm Syndrome

Crab arm syndrome is when one arm is excessively more muscular than the other due to chronic masturbating

Colin has crab arm syndrome from beating his meat too much

by Assrhamar March 16, 2019

Louisiana crab dip

When she sits on your bearded face and transfers her crabs

Nancy gave me the Louisiana crab dip. Now my face is itchy.

by Mr Crabby May 22, 2023

hermit crab food

Food that's basically for hermit crabs.

I'm feeding the hermit crab some hermit crab food.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

down crabs syndrome

A mix between CRABS and downs and AIDS and that's all she wrote.

Why didn't you tell me about your down crabs syndrome ??

by Gucki Gang February 7, 2018

Philadelphia Crab boil

When you're in Philadelphia and you are getting head from someone. Right when you're about to cum, you scream your own name, then you cum on the persons face, blow a handful of old bay seasoning into their eyes, and then slap them with a cheese steak.

"I had some old bay left over, so I went to pats and gave that bitch the ol Philadelphia crab boil.

by AndyDikter May 1, 2023

Cheesy Crab Bread

When a female has a case of crabs and a yeast infection.

Dude, don’t go near jen, cheesy crab bread.

by WhiskeyMayhem December 9, 2018

Gulf Coast Crabs

a side dish unintentionally obtained from Alluvia in Atlanta after being escorted to the boom-boom room by a blonde Floridian bimbo

My dad was entertaining some clients at the Cheetah in the 90's. He said everyone went home with an order of Gulf Coast Crabs.

by stegas August 2, 2012