Enlightened conversations 

You don't have those Gayve Jewbin. You've been having the same conversation for 7 years. It couldn't be any more banal at this point.

Hym "Gayve Jewbin doesn't like when people make stuff about him when he doesn't even talk about those people. He says that doing that makes them bad people. Gayve Jewbin has made a ton of videos about Whoopie Goldberg. Who has never talked about Gayve Jewbin. Therefore, Gayve Jewbin is a bad person who doesn't have enlightened conversations. Don't worry Gayve. I'll still save you from Hell."

Enlightened conversations by Hym Iam October 27, 2023

Thursday Conversation 

When a boyfriend or a girlfriend can't handle their partners established friendships.

Matt, I don't like you talking to your friend about astronomy on a Thursday night. You should only talk to me. You are having a Thursday Conversation.

Thursday Conversation by Thursday Yon November 28, 2023

Thursday Conversation 

When a boyfriend or a girlfriend can't handle their partners established friendships.

Matt, I don't like you talking to your friend about astronomy on a Thursday night. You should only talk to me. You are having a Thursday Conversation.

Thursday Conversation by Thursday Yon November 28, 2023

theme convergence 

At the time it seems multiple completely different things are going on. But looking back, all of it is part of your same small world and nothing was different from one another after all.

The theme convergence between my music and the science labs I typed 3 years ago

theme convergence by OffensiveKpopFan November 30, 2023

A conversation between equals 

You didn't want to be equal! You wanted to be authoritative wisdom guy that eveyone has to respect and listen to!

Hym "A conversation between equals... That's not an allusion to me, is it? Because, like, I don't consider you equal, therefore, you're justified in excluding me? Because you didn't think we were equal, initially. You though I was incompetent incel schizoid and that you were extra-special competent prophet. AND NOW THAT IT CLEAR THAT EQUALITY ISN'T EVEN POSSIBLE BETWEEN ME AND ANYONE ELSE... NOW... You care about EQUALITY. You were just saying incels were weasels and reprehensible. And then Piers Morgan called them deplorable and you did a complete 180⁰. And said we shouldn't be piling on. And NOW... That I DON'T THINK YOU... Are equal... Well now MY POSITION ON EQUALITY is (somehow) the problem. NOT BACK WHEN YOU WERE ARGUABLY THE BETTER ONE... Now that it's ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY clear who the better one is.... NOW I NEED TO START CONSIDERING PEOPLE MY EQUALS... But only NOW... After I created A.I. after years of being mocked, harassed, and shamed.... Now we're equal... That's what you want from me now?"

A conversation between equals by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

erasmus conversation

the type of conversation you have with someone who doesnt gaf what youre talking about. asks you questions and then forgets the answer. introduces themselves to you 3 times in 2 different occasions. because theyre so special and different to be studying abroad in europe for 3 months and getting shit faced everyday—you are just not that interesting. its like watching a movie that feels like a really long trailer.

jennifer: hi! im jenny

maria: oh hi what do you study? where are you from? how long have you been here. oh cool cool. yea. im european. yea these fucking exams.

*next party*

(maria to jenny): oh hi whats your name?

jenny’s friend: sup jenny

jenny: yo!

jenny’s friend: what do you think of maria?

jenny: meh idk man just erasmus conversation typa person

jenny’s friend: never ending trailer fr, like spice up the fucking small talk or atleast remember my fucking name LOL

erasmus conversation by meow gatto June 15, 2025

Welch conversion

Converting a person who welched on a bet, to finally paying you the bet.

Norm finally paid me the money he owed me from a bet, after I gave him a ton of shit for being a Welch. He is a Welch conversion.

Welch conversion by Word Whisperer January 5, 2026