library card

a plastic card that enables one to have fun in circumstances related to the dewey decimal system

Because having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!

by Arthur Reid January 4, 2012

Friendship Card

A card that is used throughout a tight group of friends that is given to someone in the cardholders time of need. A somewhat "favor" card that is given to someone so that they help you out. Once given away, the only way to gain it back, is to do a favor for the friend.

In the movie "Good Luck Chuck" Dane Cook uses his friendship card to get his friend to date the fat/gross/ugly girl by the pool to see if she would marry him.

by Nick Schrader April 5, 2008

credit card

and little plastic card that gives you and endless supply of money and my boyfriend pays off

oohhh new dress shopkeeper "how would like like to pay for that today"
Me: "oh im not paying it goes on the credit card"

by awesome pyjamas August 18, 2011

credit card

n. euphemism referring to any object or tactic that facilitates the acquisition of cash or material goods through illegal acts such as intimidation, armed robbery, fraud, etc.

Duwan walked down to the convenience store with his pit bull, and picked up a six pack, saying to the clerk, "Well, damn, I forgot my wallet, but I did bring my credit card," as the pit bull barked at the clerk.

Joey laid his Smith on the counter, saying, "Give me a cash advance against my credit card, and I won't blow your nuts off."

by Michael Gannett April 4, 2006

cardacopter

Adjective: used to describe it when you do something so amazing that it is equivalent, or superior in coolness to blowing up an airborne helicopter with a car lunched at it through using a tollbooth as a ramp.

Damn man that so was cardacopter

by Joshua Lamont July 6, 2008

Card on

A woman hard on for when a male is buying her alot of stuff with his credit card. Esentially, gets horny when money (credit cards) is spent on her.

Jenny got such a card on when I took her shopping at Saks fifth avenue. She was ready to bang me in the dressing stall.

by d1rewolf17 March 9, 2009

card tard

when someone keeps trying to use a debit or credit card that dosnet work in front of you in line and it holds everyone up.

Man this guy in front of me was such a card tard the cashier said sir it says invalid pin number 3 times before finally they manually ran it through to get him out of there, and im trying to get through on my 15 min break

by Kool Mint Flava January 23, 2010