Cannon

An annoying, overrated piece of music written by some guy named Pacabell.

They played cannon at the wedding.
They always play bloody cannon at weddings, and then they play break dance music. Why don't they play some good music for a change, like Bon Jovi, or Sabaton?

by Obadiah's existential crisis January 18, 2024

Coconut Cannon

a plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which needs to be tapped on to shoot out a devastating coconut cannonball with AOE damage, then takes time to recharge that shot.

"I put down a Coconut Cannon and when I clicked on it, it shot an explosive coconut which killed 3 Conehead Zombies with ease."

by Otheruser325 April 2, 2023

Cannon Ball

A nickname for tall (on the heavier side) white girls.

Will cannon ball break the bed tonight?

by Coontorf August 30, 2023

The Cannon

When you pinch the forskin together and start pissing, it inflates like a baloon until you let go and it explodes like a cannon

Guys I just tried to do the cannon and it went everywhere

by The piss artist December 7, 2022

Pansy-Cannon

Any one-shot-kill weapon in an FPS game. eg. The AWP from Counter-Strike or the Barret from Soldat. Generally favoured by campers and the like who are too scared to get anywhere near the real action during a game.

The AWP is indeed a Pansy-Cannon.

by CinnamonToasties June 6, 2009

Tazmanian Cannon

The act of leaving a butt plug in a woman (or man) for a week and feeding them nothing but beans so they get gassed up and shit goes flying when you pull the plug.

The Tazmanian Cannon made my room a mess.

by doc6104 October 5, 2023

Cannon Levi Lamar

THE nicest person you will meet. He has been in multiple relationships and doesn't like {coopkakes}.

If you are reading this Cannon you might be creeped out but trust me I know you...

Chloe: Have you seen {Cannon Levi Lamar's} butt?
Dakota: WTF uh... Missed me with {dat} {gay shit}

by coopkakes July 16, 2018