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call someone who gives a shit

Don't bother me with your petty bullshit. I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass. Politer version is call someone who cares.
I think I might get fired tomorrow.
Here's a quarter. Go call someone who gives a shit.
by octopod November 22, 2003
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Call Her Daddy

A “sex positive” podcast designed by two degenerate lowlife women who teach impressionable college students how to cheat on their boyfriends. Some of the advice they propose is that “whoever has the least feelings holds the most power, cheat or be cheated on, and break up with him whenever there’s an issue.”

Fans of the podcast are often the stereotypical basic bitch who listens to Cardi B, thinks sex work is a legitimate career choice, and has poor relationships with their family.
Her: “I listen to Call Her Daddy and I consider myself sex positive. Alex Cooper is a Queen, and I’m a bad bitch!”

Him: “Nice, I’d rather jump in front of a bullet train than ever be in your presence again.”
by ManWaPlan January 7, 2022
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call boy

-A (prisoner)agent(slave) receiving calls in a Call Center company or any company that involves taking calls for product support or information inquiries from consumers.
-Victims of involuntary termination due to unknown political reasons from the Management.
Pete: What's your job bro!
Joe: I'm a call boy!
Pete: Fuuuuckk!! Me too, we need to get a "real job" someday..
Joe: I hope so Pete.. I hope so.. Once a call boy, will always be a call boy. *sniff
by josérizal February 18, 2011
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call mum

An excuse to hang up on someone to be able to masturbate.
"Hold on, I have to call mum, I'll call you back in 10 minutes"
by !@$@^@%!#@%@# June 30, 2007
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The Callaghan Clap

Originated by the man, the myth, the legend, Bill Callaghan. The Clap is what Bill uses to signify that the drink is on him at the wonderful JJ Bubbles. If you're not paying attention, Bill will wait and start to get angry that you're not acknowledging him, or he will simply give you the "Air Clap" from a distance.
We're going to Bubbles and hopefully the Callaghan Clap is in full effect.
by Ridge March 5, 2005
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Captain's call

A clueless or embarassing decision by an incompetent political leader. This term is widely used in Australia in relation to decisions of conservative Primeminister Tony Abbot.
It was a captain's call by Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbot to grant a Knighthood in January 2015 to Prince Philip, the Husband of the Queen of England. Another captain's call by Mr Abbot was an attempted delisting 74,000 hectares of Tasmanian wilderness world heritage area, an application swiftly rejected by the United Nations’ world heritage committee in June 2014.
by Miguel Fairlight May 19, 2015
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Well grease me up and call me Souzie

An exclamation of surprise. Such as being told you've got straight A's, or you're getting a record deal unnexpectingly. Also can be used for lust.
Him: thats not a woman, thats my kid brother!
You: Well grease me up and call me Souzie

girl 1: Look at the ass on him!
girl 2: Well grease me up and call me Souzie!
by Monsieur Blanche September 8, 2005
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