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british

1. hey man where are you from?
2. reebee.
1. what's that?
2. it means I'm british but I'm too shy to say I'm british
by That1persomFelix June 15, 2022
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Britishism

Same as racism but bri'ish
Example of Britishism
Štefan - Ooh I'm bri'ish i like to chug sum tea innit.
Jackson - Why are you Britishist to me mate?
by Uvuvwevwevwe6 June 17, 2022
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british

an unfortunate trait

also means your teeth are absolutely fucked
i woke up one day and realised i was british so i went back to sleep
by britishman327 February 25, 2022
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British

the posh way of saying Bri'ish
Im British. I eat tea
by Sammymmm1 March 7, 2022
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British Person Paradox

A unique and highly repeatable psychological loop suffered exclusively by Bri’ish_Person, in which exposure to even minimal authority triggers a mental collapse from a functional individual into a paranoid, control-seeking ego case who believes the entire server is centered around him. The condition follows a consistent progression initial humility, growing entitlement, compulsive control, rising paranoia, and finally full power-poisoning before inevitably ending in dishonorable discharge.

Despite multiple prior episodes, the subject displays zero long-term learning and will re-enter the same cycle whenever authority is reintroduced, making BPP effectively incurable.
I think he's suffering from the British Person Paradox
by qwaned February 7, 2026
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