portugese breakfast

First find a willing girl. Beat 4 eggs, shredded cheese and a can of tuna into a large bowl. Pour the mixture into the vagina of a woman.The "cook" places his mouth over the vagina and lifts the woman over there head and swallows as much of it as possible.

"Amanda was dissapointed that Kenny couldn't finish his Portugese Breakfast."

by BLR June 11, 2006

All American breakfast

1. A good way to end things after a one night stand. After a long night of sex, the woman prepares the man a breakfast of blueberry pancakes, serves him breakfast, and administers a blow job while he eats, and salutes him after he cums. Often used as a reward for a night of stellar sexual performance.

2. The greatest gift a woman can ever give a man.

Man, that chick I picked up last night kept it real classy. I fucked her all night long, and she ended with an All American breakfast. I might actually call this one back.

by swboarder55 March 22, 2008

chinese breakfast

going down on a girl in the morning

guy 1 "dude where were you this morning?? everyone was waiting for you"

guy 2 "my bad. i woke up at her place and was totally enjoying a chinese breakfast. you know how long that can take."

by sperrysnosocks May 3, 2010

Hot Breakfast

A hot breakfast is a sexual act that happens in the morhing. To have a hot breakfast one must stand over your partner who lies face up. Your ass should be facing your partners feet. Then proceed to dip your nuts in your partners mouth teabag. While teabagging your partner take a shit on there chest biscut. Ther you have your hot breakfast.

Damian gave his ho a hot breakfast with OJ. Oh, the OJ,That's when you kill the bitch when your done.

by Damian B October 21, 2004

Awkward Breakfast

The awkward moment when you wake up after having slept with someone you probably shouldn't have.

Girl: After Brad dumped me, his older brother took me out for drinks. The next morning I woke up in his bed! Talk about an awkward breakfast.

Emmett: Dude, did you see Bella leaving Jasper's room half naked?

Rosalie: No! Talk about an awkward breakfast! I'm telling Edward!

Emmett: He probably already knows. He can read minds, remember?

Rosalie: Oh yeah... >:O

by Bczargirl April 23, 2009

Colombian Breakfast

waking up and doing a line of cocaine to get your day off to the best possible start

Jack: "Wow Luke you seem very energetic and focused this morning!"
Luke: "Yeah I had a Colombian Breakfast, I'm feeling fucking fantastic! FUCK FRUIT AND FIBRE."

by broadsword March 16, 2014

Tokyo Breakfast

Japanese TV series with an infamous trailer that has been circulating around the interweb with such classic dialogue as "Good morning, Nigga", and "Good morning to you, Niggaaaaaa!"

Hey, did you see that Tokyo Breakfast trailer, nigga?

by Poleary December 30, 2003