Funeral Bandit

A Funeral bandit is a person who turns up to funerals when they barely know the deceased.

The Funeral bandit makes a habit of showing up at any funeral even if it was an acquaintance.

That Sheila is a real funeral bandit. Ive seen her at three funerals this month and she dosent even know the deceased

by SammyChica April 15, 2023

Bandit

FAT

I am the definition of a bandit

by Dakshhh January 17, 2020

Snorkel Bandit

someone who enjoys dining out for a long time, deep in the dick door.

that dude is a keeper, a real snorkel bandit, he just kept on munching

by m4cca February 2, 2019

Bandit t-bag

When you dip your balls in chocolate and t-bag the person and give them a bandit look on their eyes

I bandit t-bag her

by Vicious301x August 8, 2016

Booty Bandit

A person who is known for stealing or claiming ownership of someone else’s romantic or sexual partner, often in a deceptive or manipulative manner.

Lisa is a booty bandit. She stole my date last week.

by i.am.bozer November 7, 2025

Sticky Bandits

Native American Indians

These sticky bandits stole three bottles of wine right in front of me.

by datta May 16, 2023

Graphite bandit

Someone who enjoys the use of drawing implements such as graphite pencils shoved into their chocolate starfish during intercourse

Dude, I found our Brenden's a graphite Bandit yesterday, his wife told everyone how he loves a pencil in the wrong un

by JOSHWAAA93 May 19, 2021