butt envelope

A special type of package used for transporting goods. The goods are inserted into a butthole and then the cheeks are clinched tightly to secure the goods.

John: Hey UPS won’t deliver my package.

Jane: Have you tried a butt envelope? It’s good for illicit goods too.

by JTrain69Forever August 14, 2019

butt soaking

Resting the wiener inside the butt without thrusting as to remain an anal virgin

Molly was a whore but wanted to save something until marriage, so she would only do butt soaking

by Jwaching July 21, 2016

Butt Wreath

the furry area that surrounds the butt hole, that is in the shape of a wreath

Jorge was turned off when he discovered Guadalupe had a butt wreath.

by Beernuts April 2, 2009

butt patties

when yo booty so flat it turns into a patty

Yo margaret! I think you got butt patties.

by annsthemann October 21, 2014

butt skateboarding

Where someone is too lazy or unable to use the skateboard properly and rolls around sitting on the skateboard with their butt on the back and feet on the front.

The girl couldn't skateboard properly so she decided to go butt skateboarding down the hill

by dang_gurl March 27, 2015

Butt Nusting

To motorboat butt cheeks

Dude, I'm down to go butt nusting tonight.

by FireRock May 9, 2014

butt ton

a fucking lot.
a shit ton.
a great amount.

Nike didn't give John Ross an island, but I'm sure they gave him a butt ton of cash.

by b&byc&kes March 4, 2017