Canadian butthole

When a girl in the cold closes here coat hood really tight so it looks like a butthole and proceeds to give you head

It was so cold out I opted for the Canadian butthole

by Sparkysrevenge4 December 26, 2023

Butthole

An anus.

Hey does this thing on my butthole look infected to you?

by NapoleonD January 5, 2024

wet butthole

when you just had explosive diarrhea and you try wiping your butthole but the diarrhea from the toilet paper moves onto your arm and you fall down on the toilet and then you try and flush the toilet but the toilet cant handle all that diarrhea so it try's to flush, but instead squirts a brown liquid known as "Shit" or otherwise known as "Feces" all across your face and butthole which in turn makes your butthole wet. you try to tell your mom but she whips you instead and kicks you out of the house so people see you outside butt booty naked with shit and feces all over your face and ass

"Hey Johnathon, I currently have a wet butthole!" "I don't fucking give a shit, Timmy."

by Niznet January 17, 2024

Whistling Butthole

While having intense anal sex the male pulls out of her butthole and immediately goes down to her huge gapping ass hole and blows over it like blowing across a moonshiners jug.

My buddy was pounding his wife’s ass hole so good she begged him to give her the whistling butthole before the gapping closed.

by Tag Daddy January 24, 2024

pre butthole

The area inside the rim of the anal cavity. Not penetration deep.

She said she didn’t do anal, but when I massaged her pre butthole and she got super wet.

by Mturnersr84 February 3, 2024

Butthole Roulette

A game played when one tempts the gods of fate by passing gas under the duress of an upset stomach. The winners are rewarded with pain relief and a chance to fart again, while the losers need to deal with their now-soiled underwear.

My stomach hurt so bad after eating Taco Bell I played butthole roulette and ended up sharting myself.

by Gleen707 February 5, 2024

butthole man

(To the tune of Macho Man by the Village People)

BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! IM GONNA FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!

Man 1: I’m looking for a strapping bloke to stimulate my prostate this evening….
Man 2: Well brother, I think we can make some magic happen, because I’m a BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! I’ll FUCK N’ FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!

by Treywinmag November 7, 2023