butt baguette

a shit the size of a baguette

wow I just went to the toilet and had a butt baguette it was meaty

by FuryPanda December 27, 2017

Butt Gel

Gelatinous substance that escapes from your butt when you gamble on a fart and lose. Often times after enema or a bout of diarrhea. Sometimes without warning.

I sharted butt gel after eating chillequilles in white shorts. I had to throw my underwear away!

by CareBear82 March 26, 2017

butt cushion

An donut-shaped apparatus used to sit on after someone has injured their tailbone, usually of the inflatable variety.

Josh has to sit on a butt cushion because Brigg kneed him in the tailbone.

by bruised spine October 3, 2003

Scraggy Butt

Term for the hairs that are missed when shaving the pubic and anal area and are exposed when they bend over esp. in short shorts.

When Fat Janet wears her Daisy Dukes, she has serious Scraggy Butt. Yikes!

by ClutchmasterK February 14, 2021

Butt Nusting

To motorboat butt cheeks

Dude, I'm down to go butt nusting tonight.

by FireRock May 9, 2014

butt plundering

To privateer upon/inside one's asshole.

Butt plundering, America's pastime, is an excellent example of the sort of thing that should not be performed without protection.

by ass pirating December 14, 2013

butt soaking

Resting the wiener inside the butt without thrusting as to remain an anal virgin

Molly was a whore but wanted to save something until marriage, so she would only do butt soaking

by Jwaching July 21, 2016