boner killer. 

an ugly/unattractive girl or guy. can be shortened too BK.

Jack: oh maaan, she's soo hot.
Liam: dude snap out of it.. such a boner killer.

boner killer. by Tootsiee Wootsiee October 25, 2011

Boner killer

A term used to express disappointment or to define something as disappointing.

Dude, I think your crush likes someone else.
Well. That's a boner killer.

*after breaking your laptop*
AGHHHHHHHHH. Boner killer!

Boner killer by X3no June 9, 2013

Boner Garage 

A "Boner Garage" is a place to park your lovely boner! Your significant other or that hoe Sheva that you met down the street could often serve as your "boner garage".

Hot German boy walks down street and calls to neighbors, "Gutentaugh! I'm going down town to meet my boner garage! She hot American woman!"

Laughs in high voice at the thought of finally filling his reserved parking space.

Boner Garage by atthesametime69 August 7, 2018

Boner Texting 

The act of texting a hot woman while in possession of a raging boner in hopes of getting her to come over and take care of it. Is frequently triggered by watching porn and ends abruptly once the person in possesion of said boner has blown his load (usually by means of his own hand)

Oh man, I really gotta quit boner texting hailey everytime I watch an Alexis Texas video.

Boner Texting by Juscallmecaptain March 11, 2009

boner sandwich 

What you say when something bad, annoying, or disappointing happens. Basically the same as "that sucks" or "too bad."

person1: I tried to call him, but he wasn't home :(
person2: Boner sandwich.

boner sandwich by bandcampgirl183 September 26, 2005

Boner status 

When something has reached the status of being awesome and/or causing a boner.

(During a night of drunken madness) Mackenzie, the cake you made is boner status!

Boner status by RSKYTASTIC April 3, 2010

Boner Activation 

When A Male Only Physically Needs Just Enough Attention And Sexual Action From A Female To Get To The Peak Of His Boner.

"No Baby I Don't Want Sex, I Just Need Some Boner Activation."

Boner Activation by Awesome McAwesomeeeee January 21, 2012