depression bagel

A depression bagel is a bagel you eat while you are feeling depressed, to make you happy again

Person1: “i feel kind of depressed”
Person2: “you should get a depression bagel”

by Leftsockguy November 14, 2021

Bagel

What you say after you trick your friend into looking over there.

guy1: hi guy2
guy2: look over there
guy1: huh
guy2: BAGEL
guy1: kill yourself

by BrainNourishment October 23, 2025

Bagel Music

'be͡ɪɡə͡l 'mju zɪk

Noun.
1. Your favorite song.

2. A song that you would listen to while you're getting a bagel.

"What's your bagel music?"

"So, this is the kind of bagel music you listen to."

by Not Lucas Marcus October 8, 2025

Bagel

When a Jewish person looks for other Jewish people in a public space or guesses who is Jewish.

We're only .05% of the world population, but when I bageled at JFK airport, it was more like 25% Jewish people.

by Phil-osoraptor February 1, 2024

Bagel rat

A act of ejaculating with a bagel to act as a pocket pussy and rats to clean up.

I just hit a bagel rat.

by TheoneandonlysirCharlie May 16, 2022

Bagels

Bagels is the nickname for the absolutely insane, most wanted crackhead known as Bailee. She is one of the craziest people you will ever meet. If you aren't careful, she'll break into your house at night, eat your mac n cheese, steal your pets, and then murder you in your sleep.

You: Omg is that the lunatic Bagels? I've heard she's wanted for murder and arson in more than 6 countries.
Me: Yeah, be careful, she'll literally kill you with one high-powered scream, then proceed to burn your house down. Also, dont look into her eyes, or you'll instantly be turned into ramen noodles.

by CrackheadGoose June 12, 2022

Cat Bagel

The form cats take when powering up to take over the world, usually noticeable by the h o l e in the middle. However, they sit on their lazy asses and not do it, and sleep.

Awww.... look at that cat in a Cat Bagel...

by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021