Australia

First of all, KOALAS AREN’T BEARS
second of all, Australia is the best god-fucking cunt-ry

See what I did there

Mate, Australia is fucking nuts
Mate: yeah, lotta cunts there ain’t there?

by Syrup of the Maply Maples April 3, 2019

Australian kiss

is like a french kiss but down under

man imma bang her good shes gonna love the Australian kiss to start it off!

by imanalien April 18, 2019

Australian Bagpipe

A giant douche bag, a large moist sack for "down unda".

Man, he's a fucking Australian Bagpipe. I can't believe he would even do that!

by LiamAtreides September 4, 2019

Australian jack in the box

The act of a man inserting his penis into a newborn while it’s in the process of being born

Keshawn celebrated the birth of his daughter with an Australian jack in the box.

by Kmandoggiestyle September 16, 2019

Australian Reacharound

A regular reacharound except you're both hanging upside down. Sometimes called the Auzzie Roundabout. It doesn't have to be homosexual, you can do this with a man or woman and sometimes you can switch roles, but role switching would involve a strap-on depending on the gender of those involved.

"The Australian reacharound is a very intimate position and is recommended towards married couples."

by ItzzStupidCrazy September 19, 2019

Australia

Land of crocodiles, and no fear.
If you have someone in you life that lived (or lives) in Australia they arnt afraid of anything.

My friend is from Australia.

by Hayden L. October 1, 2019

Australian

someone who's permanately upside down and they're stupid fucking toilets spin in the wrong direction

"hey Paul are you australian?" "yea." "fuck you and your toilet Paul"

by the penn November 28, 2019