august 2020

The only month in 2020 that nothing bad happens

guy 1: dang is already September nothing bad happened in august 2020 weird right
guy 2:i know

by a_gay_priest_who_has_a_stand September 4, 2020

August 23rd

National send your boyfriend seggsy pics day. (Much worth it)

“Dude!! It’s August 23rd !! My girl is gonna send some fire pictures”

by Supreme69sexy August 23, 2022

27 August

National slap your bestfriend day

You: slaps friend*
Friend: why did you slap me?
You: it’s 27 August National slap your best friend day!

by weird.quotes_ December 16, 2021

August 19

A BOOBOO BEAR'S BIRTHDAYY
(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ

"August 19th is my birthday!"
"I don't give a fuck :D"

by uwuqueen1234 August 18, 2022

August 13

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

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by Ejejsks April 13, 2022

August 3rd

August 3rd is known to be dannie day

person 1: I Can't wait for August 3rd
person 2: why whats so special?
person 1: dude are you kidding, It's dannie day!

by ForeignPassenger August 3, 2022

August 16

August 16 is help your family day!

Sis/ bro: I can’t do my homework

You: it’s August 16 I’ll help you
Sis/bro: thanks :)

by Hxneybear August 15, 2021