Lucky Asian

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Lucky Asian Jo was upset.

by TheRealFroot January 8, 2021

Asian Angle

(adj.) the angle in which a camera is positioned down below the male genitalia specifically the penis, giving it the illusion making it appear bigger than it actually is for the purpose of SEXting, basically the old bait and switch.

Peter: "Hey, Mike I was looking at your profile on ChristianMIngles, your dick looks kinda small."
Mike: "I know, what should I do?"
Peter "Use the Asian Angle"
Mike: "That's genius. Thanks."

by GoDeep June 27, 2017

Asian labrador

Asian labrador; a word for cat.

Asian labradors are very small.

by jerry dow April 16, 2019

Cloddish Asian

An asian who is shit at maths, which is very rare in this era of asian occupation of Australia.

Big Michael is a Cloddish Asian, what a dumb fuck.

by Bath Wanker October 7, 2018

Painfully Asian

An Asian person that has a hard time with the pronunciation of all "r" and "l" words and the words sound interchangeable.

Ex: Room: pronounced "loom" by painfully Asian person. "It's in the loom."

by nycdb2015 September 7, 2015

Asian pear

A person of Asian origin , who carries all their fat on lower end like pear, C’ mon haven’t y’all read up on body shapes and wat not.

“Don’t worry Kimmy Chu, you eat extra , you nice Asian Pear. Not like Sam, she tree.”

by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022

Asian envelope

“A specific term for a sexual act that must be done during a massage, instead of just asking for a, “happy ending” which is normally a handjob, with this you know you’re getting her pussy “envelope”

She gave me her finest Asian envelope once all was said and done

by ImSataniic May 11, 2023