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Cloddish Asian

An asian who is shit at maths, which is very rare in this era of asian occupation of Australia.
Big Michael is a Cloddish Asian, what a dumb fuck.
by Bath Wanker October 7, 2018
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Asian labrador

Asian labradors are very small.
by jerry dow April 16, 2019
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lesbian asian

by UrMumSaidMyPullOutGameIsDank August 15, 2017
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Asian parents

Obnoxious twits who try to "discipline" their kids using physical aggression and bullying tactics. If you are an asian parent reading this, fuck you. You think you're so tough and macho. We all know you are full of shit. You don't have the mental strength to face your problems so you bully your kids. Go mess with someone your own size or I'll beat you up when you grow old. I know some asshole is going to complain that I'm being racist but every asian kid I've met knows that asian parents are racist towards their own race, so shut the fuck up.
Asian parents: Do your homework before I spank you.
Me: You do your work before I kick your saggy nuts open.
by pooperfart November 28, 2021
mugGet the Asian parentsmug.

Asian switcheroo

The action of dating an Asian and mistakenly dating another Asian thinking it was the first Asian.
He had multiple mates, due to the Asian switcheroo.
by Fondles112 March 2, 2020
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asian steak

Man, I was so horny at the restaurant I had to tell her I wanted an Asian Steak.
by y0ung_dagg3rd1ck November 19, 2017
mugGet the asian steakmug.

asian peep

People who are the same color as spongebob and proud of it. (Don’t take this as a racist comment. I’m Asian too and I wouldn’t be racist to my own race.)
by NoneOfUrBeeswaxSister June 8, 2021
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