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Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey

An sensationably erratic monkey that upon will, explodingly emits from ones anus. A great deal of straining is required to make this magnificent creature leave its home and expel from its cave. Ineffective attempts to expel an anal dwelling butt monkey can produce the commonly known problem called hemorrhoids.
"Man he bent over to fart and out popped an anal dwelling butt monkey!"
by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006
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Analystware

Software based primarily on an underlying technology (e.g. Cloud, SOA, REST) or “standard” (XACML, SPML, etc..) currently being hyped by industry analysts rather than on any actual real-world customer needs. The standard for the standards sake or “100% made of the new standard” would be their key messaging.
That Axiomaticals is so hot right now - they are pure Analystware.
by Patrick EID October 8, 2011
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anal cockage

Referring to the act of placing ones cock in the ass of another.
"Hey honey, you up for a spot of good old fashioned Anal Cockage tonight?"

"I spaffed big time during our Anal Cockage session last night!"
by A.Cockage September 19, 2006
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anal pearlharbor

When you sneak up on your partner from behind, and penetrate them anally with out their consent
I so pulled an anal pearlharbor on that hot chick at the party last night
by ernesto smackatelli jr III September 22, 2010
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Anal Safari

"Gilbert went on an anal safari last night", translation "Gilbert had anal sex".
by natedawgthe2nd May 2, 2011
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Anal Monster

A female who offers anal sex or has had anal sex with more than one partner.

"Anal Monster" refers only to a female, and does not apply to a female that has only had anal sex once.
"Tara is wild, yo, she wanted to have mad anal"
"That girl is an anal monster, yo"
by mynameisraquel September 24, 2011
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Anal Tsunami

When a storm of anal fluids explode from the ass crack and cover the face of the earth in a massive vortex killing everything in its path
Japan experienced a massive Anal Tsunami that killed millions
by Javamonkey64 October 27, 2011
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