So how did you find out about lil peep?

A rhetorical question aimed to degrade a person’s true passions to exemplify the more sophisticated interests of another, especially when trying to serve an example of how much (or how little) substance someone has to offer in the context of online dating.

Wow, John is a very well educated fella with a deep passion for reading books on domestic policies across democratic nations, he can certainly get women with all those smarts! How about you, Will, so how did you find out about lil peep?

by A/b/rolol June 26, 2019

if i loved you less, i might be able to talk about it more

from Jane Austen's Emma, meaning that i love you so much that i can even put it into words.

"(name) If I loved you less, i might be able to talk about it more."

by bottomsblues November 13, 2022

feb 24 ask your crush how they feel about you day

it’s feb 24th!!

ask the person you like how they feel about you

feb 24 ask your crush how they feel about you day you : hi so how do you feel about me
your crush: ———————

by js31 February 23, 2021

Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis

The bassist for Red Hot Chili Peppers. He actually isn’t that good at all.

Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 4, 2020

A bunch of stupid kids making a group about urban dictionary

Specifically known as
Mia,Alex,carrissa,Laura,Isla,amber,Libby

Look it’s a bunch of stupid kids making a group about urban dictionary

by Your bae😉 October 29, 2019

That nonchalant gangsta bitch who gives no fucks about you bum ass ppl

PACKA WOODZ

WHO FUCKIN WITH THAT NONCHALANT GANGSTA BITCH WHO GIVES NO FUCKS ABOUT YOU BUM ASS PPL, PACKA WOODZ.

by PACKAWOODZ February 21, 2023

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

A start of a giant paragraph about someone who has over 300 confirmed sniper kills, is a secret service soldier, contacting his spies and CIA, talking about how he is a top soldier on the Marines, and has a catchphrase, saying “the storm” showing that he will bring all hell on you. You better watch out, he’s gonna kill you.

Person: dude you suck at fortnite kys

You: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

by skrt skrrrrrrt December 10, 2018