Am I interrupting something?

phrase. Said whenever you realize that you have walked in on an intimate moment of a relationship. The most common response is a short silence, then a no.

Person: *walks into room* Hi! Oh.... Am I interrupting something?
Couple vigorously banging: .....................no.

by RRRRRRRRRREKT March 18, 2015

I am so McGyver

I can do anything.

I fixed the flat tire with a hot dog! I am so McGyver!

by THE OLD FAZULE December 30, 2011

I am so J

A Phrase that states your overwhelming jealousy, or jellyness.

You just got an iPad? Dude, I am so J.

by Kyouten1 July 30, 2011

Oliver Ames High School

The cream of the crop some like to say. Oliver Ames High students thrive in academics, most pass MCAS, and succeed greatly in athletics- minus the football team. The school is populated with mainly whites but every year becomes more diverse. The kids in this town are looked at as punks, lowlifes, or the classic "goodie two shoes" but in retrospect are sophisticated, stylish, and know how to have a good time. This towns rival, Stoughton, a town consisted mainly of ethnicities other than whites that are horrendous at nearly every sport except basketball. Oliver Ames High's teachers are relatively young and most make the class a desirable place allowing the students to use there ipods. Overall it is a school of excellence in both athletic and academic ways. Thank you.

A: Wow! you got into Northeastern?? You must have went to a smart school!

B: I went to Oliver Ames High School my friend.

by TheKingofKong24 March 5, 2011

I am your father

What more can you say ? Guys say this occasionally to their children

A young girl had been seriously injured in a road accident. Her parents sat by the side of her bed for months. One day they thought they saw her eyes blink. Her dad said " I am your father "

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

I am not Willing to Smith

When a man does not want to be in a relationship with a whore, who only is happy after she has fucked somebody else and destroyed lives of other people.

P1: Hey man, that Jessica is hot, huh?
P2: Yeah, but I heard she sleeps around, and I am not Willing to Smith.

by vaniukas July 16, 2020

I am your father

No, that's not true!

Long lost dad: I am your father

Long lost son: No! This cannot be right!

by UltimateDoge August 6, 2021