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Lard Tard

A fat, dumb chick who somehow gets herself into bad situations with guys she thought she could trust
I wanted to go up to her, but when I came up close, she was a total Lard Tard
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Mo-tard

someone who is a cross between a moron and a retard.
That Ray sure acts like a mo-tard!
by sdmichele September 12, 2020
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tard rangler

sped teachers who have to rangle tards (take care of mentally handicapped citizens)
Have you seen Jimmy? His teacher is a total tard rangler, she has her own roll of paper towels for when they shit on the floor.
by TardRanglerBoss March 29, 2023
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Street-tard

The opposite of being street-smart.

Thinks talking about doing drugs makes them cooler, when they actually have barely done any.

Very loudmouthed about illegal activities or not experienced in the ways of chilling.

Excessive party fouls could be a sign of one.
Josh, only ever talking about drugs in math, is a street-tard.
by DreadedPanda13 June 8, 2011
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Tard Chariot

A: "I heard Amber got into a really bad car accident the other day."
B: "Lol, you think she's rocking a tard chariot now?"
A: "Why are you like this?"
B: "I have problems emphathizing with other people as a result of years of domestic abuse at the hands of my alcoholic parents."
A: "Damn."
by Dr Dalton March 17, 2021
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Screw Tard

Some one who tries to do something and fails miserably, but still thinks they did an amazing job. Usualy if some one is a "tool", they're usualy this as well.
Say your on a sports team with someone. A screw tard would be considered someone who sits the bench the whole game but then hits on chicks and thinks he's cool just because you won the game.
by slangdrummer81 February 7, 2009
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Big Tard

someone who has advanced levels of autism
u are Big Tard
by kwjdfnewruchuwhurwf May 9, 2018
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