Slow

Another way of saying “It’s not happening”

Person 1: There’s a party going on tonight. Are you going?
Person 2: It’s looking pretty slow for that

by Schneidine June 4, 2021

slow drip

A relatively dank drip or very stylish and effective outfit for a current occasion or lack thereof.

Manuel was going to be wearing his best clothes so Leon decided to go to the mall for a slow drip.

by slow drip May 23, 2022

Slow mover

A slow moving individual. Due to old age or injury.

My dad is a slow mover.

by Septdee June 20, 2018

Slow Baloney

Watch out, it’s Slow Baloney

Proper muppet homosexual from the ghettos of Wigan that preys on the easy and chats a lot of baloney. Baloney baloney slow Maloney in lots of trouble because he owes lots of money. Resembles a sloth and would shag any goth with sexual frustrations that never go off. Electrician by day predator by night if he spots you you’ll be in for a fright. Slow Baloney will fuck your homie

by Beechill Baron December 4, 2021

slow bleach

When racist new management comes in and decides to subversively eliminate all POC under the guise of “meeting the current and future needs” of the cOrPoRaTiOn.

“These new leaders tryna slow bleach. It’s a shame that they don’t value diversity of thought and experience.”

by Dag roll 86 June 18, 2024

Slow asf

worthless piece of shit when it comes to doing/planning anything

& that’s why no one asks you how to do things.

i be slow asf 24/7

by goldskn December 28, 2020

Slow Learner

Someone who is has 1 map and has 40 different specialists giving them their own advice and set of intructions both good and bad , Then expecting them to put out fast and be on point with each direction at the the same time. Geez sorry it took so long master PO PO DOODY HEAD . How about a simple verbal command or text message or letter in the mail.. No it has to be all inderect and random to the point of being drove insane. I Love you T Beth with all my heart, Im deeply sorry I made you suffer, I didn't know the love you felt for me until now. Im a slow learner

Immature married douchbag: I am a hammer and all i see is nails. I am awesome af.
Divorced felon lost forever: It hurts to be a Slow Learner.. LEARN FAST YOU IDIOT.

by Sugar KOOKEE June 13, 2022