D-Rodding

The act of jumping in the air and landing with your penis inside a vagina. Named after Denis Rodman

I tried D-rodding this chick last night and my dick broke upon landing.

by Mr. Rodman November 12, 2023

thunder rod

Having a massive cock hit an solid object. Sound of thunder can be heard eminating from the shaft.

Who’s that guy, oh that’s THUNDER ROD!!! Joshua Potter, 2018

by Thunder rod March 26, 2019

measuring rod

Einstein was known for his thought experiments with measuring rods when explaining relativity.

1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.

"The rigid measuring rod is thus shorter when in motion than when at rest, and the more quickly it is moving, the shorter is the rod."

"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."

by FriendlyHacker July 27, 2015

d-rodding

The act of sleeping with someone to have a place to stay that night.

Shes totally d-rodding him so she doesnt have to drive all the way home tonight.

by SnuSnuExpert May 1, 2011

Rod Woddler

This is a name given to raging alcoholics who regularly go on large communication network including Xbox Live and PSN while drunk.

Joe: Wow Here Comes Rod Woddler

Matt: Whut aaaare you talshing abot? *drunk*

Bren: He must have been on that wine again, the Rod Woddler

by vBrDx December 11, 2011

Rod Stewart

The original fuckboi.

Adam: Who the fuck is Rod Stewart?
Steve: The original O.G. Fuckboi.. This guy was fuckboi-ing before fuckboi-ing.

by goldengrey1776 December 12, 2021

Dropped a Rod

Blast hole drilling nightmare for any operator

Oi did you hear jonno dropped a rod again?

Yea it happens aye, only way to learn but…..

by Butchylad April 8, 2023