blake martines

Blake Martines is very hot and loyal to everyone

Blake Martines is hot!

by This_Girl6 December 16, 2016

Will martin

Taking a will Martin is Australian slang for doing a poo

What are you up to man not much just taking a big will Martin

by Dogma lester March 09, 2022

creamy martin

When semen is used as lubricant.

Who needs lube when you can just do a creamy martin?

Derek likes to do creamy martins on Sue.

by hobojosh November 30, 2007

Martin Lucien Teo

Cute looking guy who has never felt the touch of a woman in his entire life and will remain bitchless for the rest of his life. He will eventually turn gay and suck lots of dick. Throughout his life, he will only like individuals if their name starts with "Jo".

Oh my god this guy has absolutely no game with the ladies! He is such a Martin Lucien Teo!

by Ball suck ah October 30, 2023

Martin Wiebe

That's a friend that anyone has, that is very clever and autistic.

Yo you are a Martin Wiebe

by ShawtyLikeAmelody June 14, 2020

jens martin

Jens martin is the best person ever. Jens can be translated to King of coolnes, while Martin means sexy.
Everyone likes Jens Martin and hes better than you

OMFG i LOOOOOOVE Jens Martin

by SivertAWitch October 18, 2019

Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Refers to a female who lets out a burst of vaginal wind, known colloquially as a queef, whilst asleep, most often during REM sleep (i.e., during the stage of sleep associated with dreaming). A play on words as the late Martin Luther King Jr. gave a famous speech titled "I have a dream..."

"Good morning. How did you sleep?"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 03, 2025