Classic lock down cut performed on oneself maintain a vague image of professionalism. Only angle given consideration is front on/webcam/selfie. Best described as 'Business up front, don't give a f*ck about the back'. The haircut equivalent of wearing a suit, tie and 5 day old underpants at your desk. AKA Poor man's mullet.
'Hey man looking schmick this morn! Zoom cut and wax dude! You think the front looks average, the back looks like Billy Ray Cyrus's after losing a wrestling match in a hayfield.
by Axeman222 February 23, 2021
Get the Zoom cutmug. The act of doing anal and poking a turd with dick so a cookie cut if the turd goes into the urethra.
by Archibald Barnabus December 15, 2018
Get the Cookie Cuttingmug. “Cut The Turtle” (verb): To get over one’s hangover, by drinking a gin and tonic. Other drinks can also be consumed whilst cutting the turtle. Generally or more often so, spirits.
by Larry2017 July 25, 2018
Get the Cut The Turtlemug. a circumcised mulla.
mulla: Sharia preaches this, Islam preaches that.
human: hey Cut Carrot, shut your goat-arsed mouth.
human: hey Cut Carrot, shut your goat-arsed mouth.
by tenet June 18, 2020
Get the Cut Carrotmug. A hairstyle sported by those in quarantine due to Corona virus, it used to be known as the buzz cut, but was changed to the Rona Cut in March 2020
Joe: Aye did you see Rob's gone and got himself a Rona cut?
Matt: Yeah kid he looks like a fucking egg, what a nonce
Matt: Yeah kid he looks like a fucking egg, what a nonce
by Dutchmonkey420 March 26, 2020
Get the Rona Cutmug. An upwards open palm slap delivered to the bottom of ones jaw. Derived from the combination of a slap and an upper cut.
by DINOmight November 15, 2009
Get the Slupper cutmug. 