buddy buttocks

a term of non-sexual affection used between straight males; may be exclusive to the milwaukee area, circa 1982.

lars: hey guys, what's going on?
kevin: BUDDY BUTTOCKS!!!
lars: say it a little louder, kev, some folks in the next county might not have heard you.
kevin: OK!! BUDDY BUTTOCKS!!
lars: i should have gone to marqutte.
kevin: but i'm glad you didn't, otherwise we'd never hang out, BUDDY BUTTOCKS!!
the rest of us: enough already!!!

by earpuller September 16, 2005

Eskimo buddies

These are the same thing as eskimo brothers except you only hook up with them without having sex.

-Yeah, Brian's going out with Jessica.

-Wow, just think how many Eskimo buddies he has.

by TheBiggestBossYouveSeenThusFar November 15, 2009

back buddy

A guy short enough to hang from the shoulders of a full grown man and 4x4 his meat mobile up the dirt road as the man does his daily activities.

Hey "Little Mike" I heard your Chris Obrien's Back Buddy.

by norman May 13, 2005

Gym buddy

A gym buddy is a fuck buddy or your partner in your FWB relationship. A fuck buddy is an amazing way to release stress and endorphins.

Telling your friends your going to go hang out with your gym buddy and going and fucking till norning

by Relationship advice 828 January 29, 2017

Nutty buddy

When a man and his friend jack off to the same porno at the same time.

"My friend just asked if I could be his nutty buddy yo wtf"

by Sadpoon November 25, 2016

gerbil buddy

friends who insert gerbils into each others rectums

Richard Gere and Tom Cruise are gerbil buddies.

by goatcheese June 15, 2004

Booty-Buddy

Noun. Boo-ty-Bud-dy.
1. A good sex-partner; usually in the same military branch. A butt-buddy.

2. A sexual partner, especially of the same sex (usually male). The one being screwed wildly in a tag-team buddy system.

3. Friend with "special priviledges", cum-chum.

This being his first week in boot camp, Julio had no idea he would be the victim of the largest fuck-fest free-for-all known in recorded military history.

by Funk N' Wagnails June 11, 2004