German Wow

This isn't your average "wow". The "German Wow" can only be applied to something so horrendous that it is almost as catastrophic as the world wars. This can be a reply to an extremely offensive or inappropriate comment or hearing news that changes your or someone else's life, usually in a bad way. It was invented by my family after watching a tv series where different countries compete in a series of physical challenges (Beastmaster).

Luke: "What did the German say to the Jew when they bumped into each other?"
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."

by KOLDKIDX January 21, 2022

wow i just typed the abcs

congrats you get absolutely nothing

jk here’s a cookie 🍪

person 1-wow i just typed the abcs
person 2-“k but did i ask”

by alexlol_ April 1, 2023

power of wow

PSW gang shit

U must be really good at the power of wow

by PSW Lifestyle January 14, 2019

wow

wow

wow

by bûmblebee December 6, 2021

Pow wow

A term used by men/fuck boys, letting the others know it’s time to get out of here. This usually takes place around girls, when wanting to leave and go hangout with a different group of girls.

(Her) yeah that was super fun.
(Her2) yeah it was!, what should we do now?

(Him) yeah for sure. (Looks at buddy) pow wow

(Him 2) hey I just remembered I have to go dog sit, so I’m gonna have to drop you girls off.

by Chocolate star fish whisperer December 7, 2020

wow

commonly used to describe when a weirdo that you were forced to be friends with has a stupid conspiracy.

WOW, Pam that's sooo coool!

by EATSH!T January 1, 2018

Sea wows

When you are so drunk you get the sensation of seasickness even though you are not on a boat.

Ya boy has the sea wows

by Speeechhhhhclassss October 4, 2017