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Charlie Gordon

A "Charlie Gordon" is one of those packs of plastic silverware you get with the napkin, fork, knife, spoon, salt and pepper pack.

The reason behind this is that it must take the mind of Charlie Gordon to assemble these things.

Imagine a bunch of ARC-tards sitting around putting these together then you will get the picture!
I went to the chinese takeout and they forgot my Charlie Gordon. I got to use my fingers now!!!!
by Funn stuff November 11, 2011
mugGet the Charlie Gordonmug.

Charlie Sheen

A powerful yet undetectable drug.
After passing a drug test and ranting on a morning talk show Charlie Sheen said, "I am on a drug - it's called Charlie Sheen."
by Elliott InSpace March 14, 2011
mugGet the Charlie Sheenmug.

Charli XCX

An singer/songwriter who, whenever you hear her music, you will immediately want to pussy pop!
Person X: Hey, can you play Good Ones?
Person C: Is that by Charli XCX?
Person X: Yup! We have to pop our pussies since we're listening to her!
by bbbbbbbbbrian September 15, 2022
mugGet the Charli XCXmug.

Charlie Brewer

Charlie Brewer is the quarterback at Baylor University. He originally wanted to play for the University of Texas like his father and grandfather before him but ended up at Baylor. He is undoubtedly attractive but his football skills are less certain. He's majoring in Integrated Studies just like every D1 athlete out there. All of the girls are in love with him even though it is rumored that talking to him his like talking to a brick wall. He is rarely seen on campus and when he is everyone freaks out.
Did you hear that Charlie Brewer does cocaine? I hope that isn't true.
by LindaLivingstone December 30, 2019
mugGet the Charlie Brewermug.

unsolicited charlie

When someone finds it nearly impossible to engage in any modicum of conversation without slyly dropping the name of his or her fiancee or spouse (i.e., "charlie") into the mix. Almost always a non-sequitur, and deserving of a gooey ostroff.
So I'm talking about fantasy football, and how I wish Portis had gotten in the endzone on at least one of the five times he was on the 1-yard line, and Alison comes strong with an unsolicited charlie, telling me how difficult her wedding plans are becoming. I mean, what the hell do I care about her caterer and whether or not she should go with Bacardi or Captain Morgan's? I'm hemmorhaging points here with Peerless Price, who Michael Vick can't seem to find in the endzone.
by Shocker September 28, 2004
mugGet the unsolicited charliemug.

Charlie Day

A handsome Scrongle that deserves the world. An actor that I would make a good insane villain character if casted as one but is unfortunately always cast as short silly men who don't get taken seriously.
"Charlie Day is underrated, I would also like to be his friend"
by ultraspecialboy May 11, 2022
mugGet the Charlie Daymug.

Charlie gillespie

Charlie Gillespie is impregnating me
by Bdmabanally March 31, 2021
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