stank cap

when somebody farts into a hat or cap and quickly sticks it in someone's face to smell it

i just gave him the stank cap

by wefbjwbfej January 13, 2009

noza cap

when snorting cocaine ur nose tends to bleed, a noza cap is anything that helps stop that, for example a paper or towel or even a nasal spray

“Bring a noza cap for later”

by Hahsisk March 3, 2022

Price Cap

A term used by corrupt governments to regulate how much companies can bend over their customers and spread those cheeks.

British energy suppliers: “We want to f*** our customers and charge them even more money because we can.”

UK Government: “No problem we will just increase the price cap. How much do you want to charge them?”

British energy suppliers: “Thanks, a 300% increase should be enough. Can’t wait to announce record profits.”

by Conway6288 August 26, 2022

Bottle capping

Opening a bottle of alcoholic beverage using your vagina

I caught my wife bottle capping my beer.

by Wanker1982 January 28, 2018

Cap-Tourettes

When you are talking on some form of chat, (messenger, icq, talk, chatroom etc) and you accidentally hit the caps-lock key and don't notice before sending the message. (Caps in chat means that you are shouting)
Analogous to how someone with Tourette's syndrome will randomly yell (and often swear) in the middle of what they are saying.

Sally: Hey how are you?
Tom: I am good.
Tom: Have you heard about JAMES'S NEW CAR
Sally: Yeah, its not that big a deal.
Sally: Why are you yelling about it?
Tom: oops sorry Cap-Tourettes
Tom: my bad

by DarcyThomas February 21, 2009

only cap

All lies no truth at all

Look at fred over there, thinks he’s so smart, only cap comin out of his mouth

by OpheliaMorales June 8, 2021

Caps Block

When you forget that you have your caps lock on, and end up typing stupid-looking messages through IMs/forum posts/ etc.

When people have Caps Block, it looks a little like this:
i JUST AM SO ANNOYED AT everyone USING CAPS LOCK. wEIRD-OS.

by Just Informing You January 18, 2011