butt patties

when yo booty so flat it turns into a patty

Yo margaret! I think you got butt patties.

by annsthemann October 21, 2014

butt plundering

To privateer upon/inside one's asshole.

Butt plundering, America's pastime, is an excellent example of the sort of thing that should not be performed without protection.

by ass pirating December 14, 2013

butt soaking

Resting the wiener inside the butt without thrusting as to remain an anal virgin

Molly was a whore but wanted to save something until marriage, so she would only do butt soaking

by Jwaching July 21, 2016

Rough butts

When a situation is particularly difficult and it feels like the odds are stacked against you.

Our team is down 6 points, this is rough butts!

by nosrac271 December 31, 2022

Butt growl

A fart that you successfully keep from escaping but decides to let loose inside and resembles your stomach growling loudly but clearly is not coming from your stomach.

I held that fart in but everyone still heard my butt growl. I was so embarrassed when my butt growled in the middle of class.

by Creatrix March 6, 2021

cub butt

When you sit in your Piper Super Cub to long and it makes your butt sore

Jeez I have major Cub butt from that long flight yesterday.

by Uhhhaha August 20, 2019

Butt Gel

Gelatinous substance that escapes from your butt when you gamble on a fart and lose. Often times after enema or a bout of diarrhea. Sometimes without warning.

I sharted butt gel after eating chillequilles in white shorts. I had to throw my underwear away!

by CareBear82 March 26, 2017