I sexy shrek kaka is when your partner girl/boy is doesn’t matter shits in your mouth and you smear it all over your body while singing I’m a believer
by Possumssssss January 29, 2022

Shrek is a green ogre who lives in the swamps near the willow trees. He has a mighty roar and roars it when he is making love or in pain or when someone is in his swamp! He loves making love to children who are younger than him... and also loves making ear wax candles with the ear wax from his ears! Another thing he also likes to do is eat yummy eye balls!!
“Hey mate do u love shrek?”
“Nah that’s babyish, he is a fat faggot green bitch who can’t fight his own fights.”
“What did u just say about my shrek! Shrek is love shrek is life!”
“Nah that’s babyish, he is a fat faggot green bitch who can’t fight his own fights.”
“What did u just say about my shrek! Shrek is love shrek is life!”
by pickle stick September 8, 2018

by Kid from Shrek November 23, 2021

someone that thinks he can pull huns when in actual fact is just being used for his tapper thats fading away.
by stinawaditina September 18, 2022

Shrek is a strong European green gremlin that lives in a swamp, he is often fighting with his pet donkey Thanos. For a hobby he likes to spank Mario.
by DatShrekGuy December 13, 2018

by Magic tiger May 2, 2020

Phrase used by (certain relefriend) aka friend who is my relative because one time I said “is Bruno in the trunk?” Referring to Bruno madrigal and shrek dueling (yugioh) in the trunk.
What’s in the trunk?
Oh Bruno and shrek
What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.
So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃
Oh Bruno and shrek
What are they doing?
Dueling
In the trunk?
Yep.
So your telling me Bruno and shrek are dueling in the trunk?
YEAH!😃
by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 September 13, 2022
