He is most cancerous, cracker 5-yr-old to hit social media. Says "I love you" on twitter to complete strangers which won't matter to him in 1 million years because their making his garbage ass popular. His fanbase of 3-yr-olds will strangle you over there phone/laptop screen if you talk shit about their god, Jacob. Jacob is also the worst roaster in history after the RiceGum incident.
"Jacob Sartorius tried to roast RiceGum."
"Rice isn't the one who needs milk, Jacob is still sucking on his mothers tit."
"Rice isn't the one who needs milk, Jacob is still sucking on his mothers tit."
by MelissaMagnificent February 25, 2016
member of the Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse.
Appocalyptic Dino Knights for short.
ADK for shorter.
one to be feared and respected, espicaly by people named Potter.
Appocalyptic Dino Knights for short.
ADK for shorter.
one to be feared and respected, espicaly by people named Potter.
by DinoKnight0 May 02, 2010
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Jacob Contreras is an awesome boy with an awesome personality. The girl who has him is a lucky girl. But you better treat Jacob Contreras with respect because if you don’t he will beat you up.
by Djlol May 17, 2018
When you shit in an oven thats at a crisp 325° and leave the door open. The steamy vapor created increases sexual arousment before, during and after intercourse. The smell of the defication will make you and your partner very horny, therefore increasing the pleasure of the intercourse.
by Shit stain April 02, 2015
Jacob Derbyshire is the kindest, most perfect, most amazingest boy ive ever met and ever will meet, hes my prince and i plan on spending every single second of my life till were old and wrinkle with him with him. He's far too perfect for me but he doesn't care because he's mine. He's not like the typical boy because he actually cares, he's so cute he sends me little letters on paper when times get hard and does everything he can just to make me smile a tiny little bit no matter what the situation is he never gives up, just looking into his blue eyes make me melt. I love every single inch of him and I couldn't love him anymore because we're going to have our happy ever after with our little strawberry farms and little house:'3 I love you Jacob forever and always x
Kirsty <3
Kirsty <3
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by Kirstyox October 25, 2013
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