by GGladymomma May 10, 2018

by Amelie Kaulitz June 11, 2023

A reference to the act of rubbing ones penis over a object in order to take ownership of it.
Alt. Attempting to obtain something using underhanded means
Alt. Attempting to obtain something using underhanded means
After the game Carl and I argued who’s ball we had been playing with, after cock flopping it, I told him he can f’ing keep it. Gross
by SeeSocAdmin November 4, 2020

Another way to say "Thats the way the cookie crumbles"'
Used to say that there's nothing you could've done to change the outcome of something
Used to say that there's nothing you could've done to change the outcome of something
Person 1: "Damn i just got fired from my job"
Person 2: "Well, y'know what they say: thats the way the fish flops!"
Person 2: "Well, y'know what they say: thats the way the fish flops!"
by Nopyyy October 24, 2023

When one wears socks with their flip flops, they are called Sock Flops... not socks with sandles, not socks with flip flops... SOCK FLOPS
Invented at Soul Survivor, Summer 2013 on a horse field next to some tents.
Invented at Soul Survivor, Summer 2013 on a horse field next to some tents.
by Joel the Sock Flop wearer November 29, 2013

The phrase used to describe a person who goes into public and has problems doing regular tasks such as conversations, loading dishes, or anything that requires exertion due to being very, very highly intoxicated on marijuana.
These kinds people are not intentional in there actions and are fun to hang around to laugh at, but will need to be constantly looked over so they don't get arrested or hurt.
You can usually prevent the cops being called on them by explaining to witnesses that your friend has severe autism.
These kinds people are not intentional in there actions and are fun to hang around to laugh at, but will need to be constantly looked over so they don't get arrested or hurt.
You can usually prevent the cops being called on them by explaining to witnesses that your friend has severe autism.
Employee: Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?
Flop: hey whats up bro. what's like the very best thing you have here man.
Employee: Well, I like the number 7.....
Flop: oh dude hey do ever wonder whats on the other side of the moon? i bet there are like aliens up there bro. ive seen documentaries about it. it was pretty enlightening.
Employee: Ok, what would you like?
Flop: wait what? oh, I want a bean burrito with extra cheese and extra hot sauce please.
Employee: We don't sell that here sir.
Flop: thanks, you too.. *Pulls forward at next window*
Employee: But you didn't ord... What a flop.
Flop: hey whats up bro. what's like the very best thing you have here man.
Employee: Well, I like the number 7.....
Flop: oh dude hey do ever wonder whats on the other side of the moon? i bet there are like aliens up there bro. ive seen documentaries about it. it was pretty enlightening.
Employee: Ok, what would you like?
Flop: wait what? oh, I want a bean burrito with extra cheese and extra hot sauce please.
Employee: We don't sell that here sir.
Flop: thanks, you too.. *Pulls forward at next window*
Employee: But you didn't ord... What a flop.
by Soupy Donkey December 8, 2016

by Triple flop slop December 4, 2017
