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Cunt Chode

by Flownow August 7, 2017
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Rocky Chode

A delightful dairy dessert, sure to tickle the tastebuds and stimulate the senses.
Judy thought for a moment, then chose a triple scoop of Rocky Chode for it's delicious taste and smooth texture.
by JBKS November 6, 2009
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Cheesewheel Chode

A dick that's wider than it is long (usually more than 3 inches wide but under 2 inches long).
Also, very hard to masturbate with, so most people with chode's have to "beat it" like a DJ.
Girl: It's so... WIDE!!!

Guy: So?

Girl: I can't even fit it into my mouth! YOU HAVE A CHEESEWHEEL CHODE!!!
by Aslap927 June 20, 2009
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Chode Wrangler

A person or collective that enjoys the grouping of small stubby penises.
You heard about that new girl apparently she’s a chode wrangler
by Crustinisation November 11, 2017
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minty chode

A fresh dick that is wide but small
Hey guys look at cale over there he has a minty chode.
by Minty guy May 22, 2023
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woogie chode

The more hairy and elongated chode.
1. Your woogie chode is so hairy its like chewbaca.

2. This sucks a woogie chode
by Mansex Extraordinaire October 21, 2004
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Chode launcher

A term referring to those with penies so small that they feel the need to apply a lift kit to their 2wd pickup trucks.
"Wait, Hayden's lifted ranger is two wheel drive? What a chode launcher..."
Formal: "My good sir, is your pickup lacking a transfer case? What are you? A chode launcher?"
by Owens juicy ass June 30, 2020
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