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Girl: Daddy, can i have 2 a massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos?

Daddy: *chuckles* Of course, Sweetie.
by MLGTheSantoTaco420 September 27, 2014
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National dildo trick shot day

October 5th is national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in one dildo trick shot per hour. Followed by 30 minutes of brutal anal rape.
I can’t wait for national dildo trick shot day.
by Anal descimater October 3, 2017
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Dildo

A purple thing that can be shoved into a woman (MURR)
Oi bro lets shove this dildo in this woman
by Just dont know June 18, 2019
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Dildo…

People look at me wired when I use and I wondered why but now I realize it might be the fact that a was shitting explosively when using it or it got over a bunch of kindergartners and some of them were asking while it felt
“Hey david can I use your dildo…” “why” “because I need to fit a raccoon up my ass” “ok but beware it’s got a brown stain and a little of coom”
by Let’s no Brandon!!!! May 6, 2022
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Dildo-dipper

A person of any gender who prefers a dildo over a human penis.
Dang Randolph! Quit being such a Dildo-dipper and ask that guy out! You know he wants you!
by AbigailBlast May 31, 2019
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dildo train

A line of 50 women standing behind 50 men with 12-inch strapons penetrating their anuses.
Man I'd love to have a dildo train with them!
by Dildo Train February 2, 2018
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