May 11

People born on this day are the best. Sexy , funny , cool , smart , ... and they usually have a good booty .

They are in every way better than people born on May 7!

Friend: You see that guy? He's so awesome, he was born on May 11.
Girl: Really? No wonder he's so fine. Damn I wish he was mine.

by El Shnorro loco April 16, 2020

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7/11

Sideways intercourse position. Also what Beyoncé refers to in her song 7/11.

Shoulders sideways, smack it, smack it in the air
Legs movin' side to side, smack it in the air
Legs movin' side to side, smack it in the air
Shoulders movin' side to side, smack it, smack it in the air
Smack it in the air, smack it, smack it in the air
Smack it in the air, smack it
Seven eleven, seven eleven, seven twice, man seven twice(7/11)

by Niyah324 August 27, 2020

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9/11

(Im british so if im wrong sorry) so its a tragic event in history that happened in america with the name of it referencing the date it happened. A plane with bombs on it (napalm to be exact) crashed into the south twin tower which was a suprise because a plane had already crashed into the north one but didnt do too much damage and it happened all the time (mostly accidents) this also created one of the most famous american pictures ever taken. A falling man.

I really dont know... um... (teacher) what was one of the most sad events in america? (Me) 9/11

by So guys we did it. February 1, 2020

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December 11

National Slap a Tyler Day
A day to slap any Tyler that you know and they’re not allowed to hit back

Tyler: Why did you hit me?
Me: It’s December 11! National Slap a Tyler Day!

by brickshoter December 7, 2020

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9/11

An amazing fun and hilarious day and just the perfect day in general for new york. Especially if you were in the twin towers but still is one of the days of the year now

Bro 9/11 was the best day of my life. It made me gay for Osama Bin Laden and I'm happy it happened. I fap to the twin towers and plains all the time. I fap to Osama Bin Laden every day of my life.

by Adolf Hitler was an amazing December 8, 2019

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9/11

The day America was changed.
Also the day where new god-tier memes started rising. Dark Humor is the best.

Kid: You know how New Yorkers are the fastest readers?
Me: How?
Kid: One New Yorker went through 87 stories in 10 seconds!
Me: Get the hell out of my house. 9/11 scrub.
Mom: Hey son! Your dad went through 92. Guess he’s better!
Me: :(

by Buddha’s Messenger February 19, 2019

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