Twat face

Normally used to describe a good friend that has no common sense, yet somehow does well in school. They lack the ability to have a normal conversation with someone who they think is fit

She’s such a twat face

by Twatface69 April 16, 2020

front of the house face

This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.

Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."

by von groovy August 10, 2024

straight-faced pervert

Someone who is able to do perverted things while keeping a straight face.

Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!

by Weeabob November 28, 2016

Resting Christ face

A plastic false face usually Caucasian with a strained look of hope burnt in facial expression leaving dopy arrogant hays on there face at all times.

Did Kevin Sorbo alway have resting christ face? My stomach Never turned from watching that hercules show

by Sub128 January 30, 2021

Booty Face

Refers to the face someone makes when they are pouting about something

“Why are you all booty faced for right now?”
“Girl, if you don’t lose that booty face in the next 3 seconds you’re gonna get smacked!”

by SpanxK July 30, 2021

slug face

The equivalent to a lady tea bagging. When a snail trail is applied directly to another's face, or the vaginal discharge commonly associated with being aroused is smeared onto someone's face through contact with the vagina.

I slug faced him while he was sleeping.

by batshitcrazycatlady August 10, 2017

Nap Face

Someone who's face is so boring looking that you just want to take a nap. Their presence alone drains the energy out of you. Just looking at them makes you want a cup of coffee.

Excuse me Bobby, can you repeat that, I fell asleep looking at your nap face.

by Fun Time Sally October 11, 2018