Face Spiders

Microscopic parasites that live on the face and in hair follicles. Thousands. We all have 'em.

You can scrub for the rest of your life but you'll never get the Face Spiders off.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Face-Dependent

Someone whose face is the only most 'attractive' part of her/his body, people love facedependent-people because of their 'face', not because of their 'body'. Their body is usually ugly as fuck.

e.g Justin Bieber, Miranda Kerr, Ariana Grande, Demi Lovato, Zayn Malik.

Jack : miranda kerr is face-dependent for fucksake

Chris: i know right, her body is awkward but her face is flawless.

by CharmScorp July 25, 2013

Ur face

The best comeback of all time to any insult.

Person 1: "That makes no sense"
Person 2: "Your face makes no sense" (W comeback)

by biggiecheeseisthebest February 16, 2023

Face

It can mean anything and everything

You know whats funny? Face!

by loter otor March 16, 2022

Faced

when proven wrong people usually say this in order to rub it in your face that they proved you wrong

"He was gay I tell you"
"then why is he kissing that girl?"
"because....uh..."
"OOO FACED!"

by AARgeek January 22, 2004

Margarine Face

A girl/woman who would normaly be considered a butter face but only has half of nice body but still has a considerably unattractive face. This could be a girl with a nice ass and small titties or vice versa.

"dude, that girl is such a Margarine Face... huge tits but no ass or face."

by hanson5 August 18, 2011

Shit faced

Shit faced

When drinking too much or smoking too much the person becomes so fucked they call him/her shit faced

by lil pipe June 23, 2018