It's got a face, but no body

When you see a little girl hiding behind your bed, but it turns out that you overreacted and she's actually just a normal ass kid.

Spaghett the Bear: It's got a face, but no body!

Goldilocks: Hahahahahahaha! Oh hello! I just dropped in!

Spaghett the Bear: YOU GO HOME!

by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 15, 2024

The kissy-faced bandits

Bonnie and Clyde’s, Billy and Stacie’s, this couple will pretend to be you, steal your identity, then switch places with their brother and sister to avoid capture. Like two sets of twins that do nothing but damage to those around them.

Have you heard, the kissy-faced bandits have been to town, protect your sons and daughters against their identity thefting ways. The girl will take your man, and the man will kick him in the face for falling in love with the girl!

by Princecole12 November 27, 2023

turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!

Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.

by The Real RopeJump December 26, 2018

smooch face

A face you REALLY wanna smooch!

Calvin asked Hobbes if it was strange that he thought Susie Derkins had a Smooch Face.

by VSmooch February 05, 2018

poptart face

When you have a high face

Im sending you to the office because you have PopTart face

by Mrs. Tomko May 03, 2016

Ice Face

Someone who smokes methamphetamines and has a sunken face.

That tweaker has ice face

by iprobablydontknow December 31, 2010

ice face

the act in which you try to get the last bit of drink in your cup but ultimately getting an avalanche of ice onto your face

Dude 1 - "I had a huge 124 oz. drink and I had just a few sips left, but in trying to get those last sips, I got ice faced."

Dude 2 - "You are a fucking douche."

by Nonovakno August 23, 2009