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Pad Pussy

A guy who plays football thinking hes stronger than anyone in the world when he wears pads all over his body,
usually a dick that is fat and hates everyone that isn't a "man" because he doesn't play football and is hated by most people but is to stupid to realize
Football player- foot fairy anyone can play that sport
soccer player- shut up pad pussy all you do is run around get bumped on the shoulder and throw yourself across the feild then act like you were hit by a bus.
by doodie butt hole February 1, 2020
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Magic pussy bacon

magic pussy bacon is a ZAZA strand that's gon anally surprise u if more than 10gs are taken during one sitting
"NAHHH gang that magic pussy bacon had me anally surprised"
by A.random.bitch April 11, 2023
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(LPE)Loose Pussy Energy

(Loose Pussy Energy) Similar to “small dick energy” is when a woman is carrying herself in an inappropriate manner or act’s similar to a Karen(AKA, acting like a hoe).

Could also be called a young Karen)

EX 1: A woman is dressed skimpy at a bar
EX 2: A girl orders a 4oz Filet at a restaurant and is mad that it is not 8oz
Use EX 1: That girl just yelled at a kid for being too loud,(LPE)loose pussy energy right there!

Use EX 2: College girls always dress up like hoe’s on Halloween because of their (LPE)loose pussy energy
by M1on Eu$k December 17, 2023
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pussy

edwins ugly ass
omfg edwin is such a pussy🤣
by i’matyomomshouse September 16, 2021
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Hand Pussy

What lonely boys use in order to get off when they’re craving real pussy.
Drake S: Hey Isaac, heard you’ve been getting lots of pussy lately?
Isaac B: yeah, about to run out of lotion from all this hand pussy.
by Donnie Drakko August 4, 2022
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Camel Pussy

A stinky or overly large snatch, or a dirty snitch doin dirt with the Arabs.
by Texas Toast. June 2, 2025
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Kidnap the pussy

To have sex with one's pussy without ones permission generally in the middle of an argument or middle of the night or worst-case scenario while one is asleep
If she keep sending me signals I'm a kidnap the pussy

You've known him for two weeks and he already tried to kidnap the pussy , did you let him ?
by BreannaW July 24, 2017
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