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Love

(n). Love can be the happiest, most exuberant time of your life. It can also be a disease. It can mean terrible heart break. It can mean years of heart wrenching sobs without rest.

It can mean that you have now entered the world where the girl of your dreams can/will/already has crush(ed) you like a bug and make your life a living hell, but you still continue to pawn after her like a lost puppy because that's all you're ever good for. You know she won't go out with you because she's way way way out of your league and way way way too perfect for the likes of your sorry ass. But she'll never tell you that and leave you to have fantasies of her and you together. That's the truest meaning of the word.
Girl 1: "Oh man, I'm in love with her"
Girl 2: "She will crush you harder than the dirt under your shoes"

Guy 1: "Oh man, I'm in love with her"
Guy 2: "She's the only girl who won't get in your pants"
by PsychoticBanana May 9, 2014
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Love

Something you shouldn't have to say, you should feel it
I know he loves me without him even saying it.
by Rainbowlove May 13, 2014
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conjugal love

when two old people wake up in bed together, look at each other, and think, "...fucker."
"Hey, honey, how was your day?"
"*whispers* fucker..."
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"You're lucky we're in conjugal love."
by ninjafools15 June 5, 2014
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nutella love

Hey dude, I just joined Nutella Love RP!
by KawaiiAi September 27, 2014
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sprazzle love

An intense form of love, used to show large amounts of affection. Can be displayed through many forms of affection, for example; rough sex, tight hugs, passionate kisses.
Dave: I'm going to give you some sprazzle love

Celia: Aw babe!
by chelly1234 September 29, 2014
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Thugy Love

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with your partner, and right before climax, hitting your partner upside the head, stealing their purse or wallet, and throwing them down a flight of stairs
Yo did you here bout marcus? he got arrested for assault and robbery last week. Gave that bitch some good Thugy Love
by BroseffStallin November 9, 2014
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