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Paint Can Face

when a girl (usually an ugly one) puts on way too much make up, so much so that it's as if she has painted it on her face. She does this in hopes to attract a guy but almost always has the opposite effect.
I was going to hit on that chick I saw across the club but when I got closer I saw she was a paint can face so I aborted that mission faster then an unwanted fetus.
by Moogen31 August 13, 2011
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Margarine Face

A girl/woman who would normaly be considered a butter face but only has half of nice body but still has a considerably unattractive face. This could be a girl with a nice ass and small titties or vice versa.
"dude, that girl is such a Margarine Face... huge tits but no ass or face."
by hanson5 August 18, 2011
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Concept Face

a girl who has attractive features or adorable but is not hot even though u can see how others do find her hot despite her lack of good looks.
some guys may find her hot due to their personality; but you still don't find them hot. you can acknowledge an attractive feature of them, but this(these) feature(s) do not carry her into the Hotness realm.
Ryan: o man u like Zoey Deschenelle?

Jeeb: not really, for me she's a concept face, i can see why u r getting a hard on for her but she is still not hot enough. she just has an attractive voice and nice eyes and adorable personality.

Ryan: on the other hand, do u like kristen stewart?

Jeeb: No Not at all, guys just like her attitude and because hollywood has brainwashed us all into thinking that crap
by ConanWasHere August 22, 2011
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face time

tim - "I don't think I'll be able to get off Facebook for awhile."
joe - "enjoy your Face Time"
by IeatEGGSaLOT October 30, 2011
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Five Face

Pushing your spread hand into someone's face to get them out of your personal space.
Dude wouldn't back off so I had to five face his ass..
by Wilbur Brown November 13, 2011
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Cheese Grater To The Face Time

to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.
"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally

"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane
by Charlielove777 <3 November 22, 2011
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dump face

variation of game face, a mentality one gets into when breaking up with significant other
bro you know sharon is garbage i think it's time you get your dump face on and send that bitch to the curb.
by skineezy November 22, 2011
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