pulling a penelope

Pulling a Penelope can have a variety of definitions.
a) there is a party you werent invited to, and you invite yourself.
b)to believe you are something you are not, like a skater, or a punk, when you are really a prep
c)to wear really tight clothes even though you're fat. and no honey, you dont look good

a) person 1: hey did you know Erica just got here?
Person 2: what i didnt even invite her! shes pulling a penelope.

b) Offender: OMG! you guys i totally like love my new bans! IM SUCH LIKE A PUNK! LIKE OMG
Person 1: what a dumbass. shes prep. god shes pulling a penelope.

c) person 1: OMG WTF!? look at what that girl is wearing! low cut shirt and hella tight jeans, ew her rolls are hanging out. shes pulling a penelope forsure.

by penelopesbffff January 25, 2010

Pulling A Riley OMara

Getting caught deep in the friend zone and miraculously managing to make it out.

I swear she friendzoned him not they’re together. He’s just after Pulling a Riley OMara.

by McM10 December 21, 2023

Pulling a Jake

When you've got a big test or assignment due, but call in sick until you're certain that though at-home study you'll get a good mark. Pulling a Jake also includes telling all your friends that you did bad in a test, only to receive the highest grade possible at a later date.

James: Why isn't Tom at school today?
Bob: I think he's pulling a Jake.
James: Yeah probably, and I bet that when he turns up he'll tell us he that he failed the test.

by AnonGuyILikePie July 1, 2014

Pulling a Joe

When someone tells a long story and forgets to hit pass the pipe or joint.

Hey man, quit pulling a Joe and pass that shit.

by the real joe March 19, 2017

pull a carolina

leaving the car keys inside your car.

me: omg where are my keys?!
you: pull a carolina.
me: what?
you: you left your keys inside your car.
me: duuuumb!

by baybayshion December 7, 2010

Pulling A POTUS

Grabbing the vagina of the person who is beating you down in a fight.

Well, FIRST, the b*tch knocked me to the ground and stood over me delivering blow after blow to my dome, I got half a peek of where she was at, and b*tch didn't know I had no problem pulling a POTUS and tossing a b*tch.

by NikkyV203 March 27, 2025

Pulling a Danny Ketterer

When one goes to the gym only on mondays, every other week. This individual claims to want to get in shape, but his girl friend rules the roost.

How about that guy at the gym that is always pulling a Danny Ketterer year after year.

by Jim Skipper February 14, 2018