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Love Blunt

(verb)
To make an otherwise passionate, exciting, relationship dull and boring.

or (noun) The boring anti-climax of a previously exciting relationship.
The secret hookups of Barbie and Ken came to an abrupt love blunt when Ken introduced her to his ugly, boring friends.

"I love blunted that bitch all night."
by Ifuckedurmom October 18, 2008
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Love

Oh my god it must be love - he polished the wood bits before I came over
by Leppie February 28, 2013
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I love Salvador

A feeling of tired, emotional intensity after working outside on the farm all day in which your whole body hurts and you love everyone; especially, Salvador, whoever that may be.
by somone u used to love... April 21, 2013
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Love

When you're mind tells you:
"I'm going to make you feel as though you would die without this person. Even though you have virtually no chance of being with them whatsoever. Deal with it."
Person 1: I love him
Person 2: ...I know that feel
by Neki February 15, 2014
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Love Scrunchie

A "Love Scrunchie" is the manual stimulation of a male's penis by another person, usually to the point of orgasm and ejaculation.
After a long day at work, I love to come home to a love scrunchie from my girl.
by Erkouba April 24, 2014
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work-love

Having a special someone of the opposite sex who you CC on messages for no reason or send funny pictures/videos too. You keep in limited or no contact outside of work and have no sexual chemistry. You are in work-love
Man I CC'd Tanya in my meeting request, she's not even in the same branch!
Dude, that's so work-love
by themrbap April 13, 2014
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Love

(n). Love can be the happiest, most exuberant time of your life. It can also be a disease. It can mean terrible heart break. It can mean years of heart wrenching sobs without rest.

It can mean that you have now entered the world where the girl of your dreams can/will/already has crush(ed) you like a bug and make your life a living hell, but you still continue to pawn after her like a lost puppy because that's all you're ever good for. You know she won't go out with you because she's way way way out of your league and way way way too perfect for the likes of your sorry ass. But she'll never tell you that and leave you to have fantasies of her and you together. That's the truest meaning of the word.
Girl 1: "Oh man, I'm in love with her"
Girl 2: "She will crush you harder than the dirt under your shoes"

Guy 1: "Oh man, I'm in love with her"
Guy 2: "She's the only girl who won't get in your pants"
by PsychoticBanana May 9, 2014
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