Gay alphabet

The acronym lgbtiqcapgngfnba, I'm sure there's letters missing but this bullshit acronym changes everyday.

*a shop sign that reads "we support people from lgbtiqcapgngfnba!"*. "Hey look, that shop supports people from the Gay alphabet!", "That's fucking gay as, let's avoid this woke store".

by In100years,whosgonnacare January 19, 2024

Gay

Why did you search this 🤓🤓🤓 you nerd

That kid over there he’s so gay

by The gay lords January 20, 2024

Gay

when a man likes a man

FINALLY A DEFINITION THAT DOESN'T JUST SAY "HAPPY"

bro I typed Gay in the urban dictionary and all the results just said "happy" or "happiness"

yeah it was funny the first time but then it got really old and REALLY overused

by < ^ > v January 20, 2024

hetero gay enthusiast

A heterosexual male who is an excitable participant in all things pertaining to the stereotypical gay lifestyle other the physical act of fucking blokes.

Big Dog: ‘Babs, darling, shall we catch another show tonight? I heard that ‘Magic Mike’ is playing at the Palladium and it’s a spectacularly raunchy man-fest’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’

by Anonymous submissions January 21, 2024

Gay

Congratulations, you’ve come out of the closet. 🥳🥳 you earned a black dildo

Son: Dad I’m gay ✨🏳️ 🌈
Dad: Will you shut the fuck up? I’m watching the game.

by Beef flappers January 22, 2024

Gay

A prime example of jack whittaker.

Youre gay

by DanielRicardo January 23, 2024

gay onion

a person who thinks all the time

"Albert Einstein was quite a gay onion"

by Clint oris January 26, 2024