Shein Baby

an overworked Chinese baby forced to work 24/7 making 0.01 cents an hour at the shein factory, lives in agony, torment , and is in pain since he was appointed to the shein factory since the age of -2.

Person 1: I have 97 chapters of stats homework to do in 3 days, i'm so tired!
Person 2: bros the shein baby

by the_og_shein_baby March 11, 2024

dropkicking a baby

This means when a baby on a plane is crying right next to you for 15 fucking hours 😀

A sentence for dropkicking a baby
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
me: *dropkicks baby out of plane*

by BT21F8N February 15, 2025

Baby Sauce

It's cum. Literally semen.

Max: "Yo pass the Baby Sauce dawg"
James: "Dude, what the fuck."

by DickLicker9001 February 24, 2023

Boom Baby!

When something surprising happens that is a bit humorous you loudly say Boom Baby!

Example: The truck backed into the door, making a loud commotion.

Person says loudly: Boom Baby!

by someone else's handle January 13, 2023

baby beer

Excess weight around the belly area, often caused by sustained beer drinking over time. Typically male.

"Hey John, want to grab a beer and movie today?"
"No dude. Me and my baby beer are taking a break from all that."

by chocolatesoldier March 7, 2017

Baby trap

Reproducing offspring for the purpose of getting or getting your female partner pregnant to trap them and have them Stay in a relationship.

I don't know when she will learn that trying to baby trap boys ain't going to work

by 459395 May 12, 2023

baby microwave

Baby microwave describes a person who has had really sexy burns from a microwave when he was 4.

Random guy: Dude that guy looks like a *baby microwave*
Other guy: I know!

by Fake Real Name March 23, 2021