mcdonald's sex change

When an employee is taking a woman's order, and a man appears at the window.

Order taker- "That woman was very nice!"
Cashier- "that was definitely a guy at the window.."
Order taker- "He must have gotten the McDonald's sex change on his way to the window!"

by EmmyUntold November 17, 2013

Nigerian sex slave

Someone that should be able to be legally purchased

i want to buy a Nigerian sex slave

by Fuck Off Faggot Nigga December 8, 2019

s a n t a sex

S A N T A Sex is Christmas sex! usually after a Christmas party night!

Kimberley did you have SANTA sex after Laurens Christmas jumper party?

Hell yeah! Me and niamh both did we told them S A N T A sex!

Sex

At mine

Now then

Tomorrow

Away on to fuck!!

Santa sex 🎅

by Lol 😂😂 March 9, 2016

Urban Assault Tactic Sex

Rough sex thru a number of different satisfying ways. Including slapping in the face and choking, good old fashioned throw her in the wall and your gonna take it, hair pulling while saying "your sister was better" alternating penetration from ass to vagina, more choking the bitch out, and making the female do all the things she swore she wouldn't do. Note, a pro will maker her like it too.

I met a new girl who swore she would never do anal, but after a night of urban assault tactic sex, she fell in love with me. Urban assault tactic sex is my patent move.

by chazz michael michaels00 September 3, 2011

Mega Uber Jolly Sex

The Only thing That will get a mighty titan to squeal like a little pig. Has been used in India.

Hey Zeus, I just had the most amazing Mega Uber Jolly Sex of all time. In India

by Jón Gauti July 29, 2006

sex slave / sandwich maker

when your in an open relationship with someone recently you went out with and makes you sandwiches and has sex with you when ever you want them to.

he wanna just be friends? bitch fine! .... later hey wanna just make me sandwiches and do dirty things? you can be my like sex slave / sandwich maker!

by jorge2345678 November 9, 2011

sex fluid floor party

Coined by Nathan Hinds of Green, Ohio, a sex fluid floor party is one consisting of Miami bass being DJed, along with intense and often suggestive dancing, marinated in saus.

"Hey, I'm getting Skymall to DJ a sex fluid floor party at my place, bring the PVC sheets gabtin!"

by Sir St. One February 8, 2008