Cat dog

When you are looking at a rainbow and your dog comes up behind you with a dead cat

Omg John I just experienced a CAT DOG the other day!

by Peepeepoopoo pp January 18, 2022

green chili dog

Eco-friendly environmentally conscience dog products and services; green pet practices; green dog products and nutritional suppliments; dogs owned by green chili eco-friendly people.

That is a green chili dog bed, it is made out of recycled materials. Look at that green chili dog, his owner is totally picking up after him; that is a green chili dog, he has a green chili for an owner.

by planet green man June 13, 2010

Dog park

Work place where most people spend time smelling asses, gossiping, and rolling in the shit they find, real or imagined. Bosses use it to control the "pack", to let the pack feel they have meaning in low paying, mundane occupations.

I'm off to the dog park to get my ass sniffed, and maybe have it licked by the boss.

by Butt Conner March 9, 2023

Crotch Dog

In politics when a partisan claims that they are a 'watch dog' but somehow they never expose the lies, frauds and crimes of those that they support they can be called a 'crotch dog' instead of a watch dog.

The Mayor's watch dog Steve exposes the lies of every politician except for the Mayor... that's because Steve isn't a watch dog he's a crotch dog who likes to sniff the Mayoral Balls.

by Holly from OKCupid October 20, 2018

dog

either the cutest thing in existence or the bane of your existence

"my dog peed all of my house"
"my dog is so cute i died"

by [e-mail] December 17, 2022

Dog logged

When you’re hitting it from the back and she Poops on your shaft.

“Bro you’re not gonna believe this, I was clapping Tammy and she dog logged me.”

“That’s fucked!!”

by Krul November 2, 2018

Dog Em And Walk Em

The act of doing a bitch-like female as dirty as possible then kicking her out

See how she posts titties for likes? Man, that’s why we dog em and walk em, no cap

by SwedWhede December 15, 2022