Fecal Face Fender

A fecal face fender is when you fist a girls anus with no lube, going so rough that the anal muscles release covering your hand in her shit and blood. Then you rip your hand out like you're pulling a lawn mower pull start, flip the girl around and beat her face in with your blood and shit covered fist

" dude I totally gave Hailey a fecal face fender last night. She's not texting me again after that"

by Jermanjermy September 11, 2021

Tribal Face Paint

When someone on their period sits on your face.

“Oh yeah dude! I felt like chief of the tribe when she rode my face! Tribal Face Paint all over!”

by Furphobic November 24, 2023

gaff face

One who has a face resembling a sliping Jim or that of a slmo. Also known as tuck a dick. Metrosexual. Fake pussy head.

You is a gaff face bitch

by Beatle head July 01, 2017

Liquor Faced

the act of getting straight up loser pissed.

I got so liquor faced this morning and am unable to help you move your couch

by K-bathsalts June 19, 2013

Cruz face

The face you make when ramming a dildo up your ass/cooch a little too vigorously.

I was having anal with my lady and she was making every cruz face. It was like watching the presidential debates.

by Saskatchewan dirt April 14, 2016

Pig-faced

When a woman is crying she is pig faced.

I told her that I would not pay her phone bill, she got all pig-faced.

by Syms321 November 13, 2020

Cunt Face Hoether

I stupid gaslighting cunt that dresses as a whore. This hoe ther never makes sense, talks out the side of her mouth and likes to keep her mouth full of cock.

There goes a cunt face hoether sucking a cock and thinking every else is beneath her games.

by Heatth June 01, 2024